Tourist ‘mimicked sex acts’ on a statue of Bacchus in Florence

So, it seems like Italy has a bit of a situation on their hands. A young woman was caught on camera getting up close and personal with a statue of Bacchus, the god of wine and sensuality, in Florence. And let’s just say, things got a little steamy.

The officials in Italy are not too pleased about this whole ordeal. They’re trying to figure out who this mystery woman is, and they’re not holding back on their feelings about the whole thing. The country’s culture ministry and officials in Florence are absolutely furious. They’re calling it an “act that mimicked sex.” Yikes! Talk about getting hot and bothered over a statue.

The Florence mayor’s office is also chiming in, and they’re not mincing words either. They’re saying that this whole situation is just not cool, and they’re suggesting that the woman was “presumably in a state of inebriation.” Translation: she was probably drunk off her rocker. I mean, who else would think it’s a good idea to get frisky with a statue in the middle of the street?

But wait, it gets even better. If they manage to track down this daring tourist, she could be facing some serious consequences. We’re talking fines and even a potential ban from the city for life. That’s right, folks. You mess with Bacchus, you pay the price.

Now, let’s talk about this statue for a second. It’s a replica of the original created in the 16th century by a sculptor named Giambologna. This guy was all about that Hellenistic sculpture and he was influenced by none other than Michelangelo himself. The original Bacchus is actually chilling in the Bargello Museum in the heart of Florence. So, you can imagine that the locals are pretty protective of their cultural heritage.

As for the replica, it’s just hanging out on a street corner near the Ponte Vecchio bridge. And apparently, it’s become quite the attraction for tourists looking to spice up their vacation photos. Who knew that Bacchus had such a magnetic personality?

So, what have we learned from all of this? Well, for starters, maybe it’s best to keep your hands to yourself when it comes to ancient statues. And secondly, if you’re going to party with Bacchus, maybe take it easy on the wine. Otherwise, you might end up making headlines for all the wrong reasons.

But hey, at least this whole debacle has given us something to chuckle about. I mean, who would have thought that a statue could cause such a stir? Only in Italy, folks. Only in Italy.